[Image: A political comic with six panels. The title is, “A Right-Winger’s Guide to Life’s Value!”
First panel: a drawing of a pregnant woman on a hospital bed with a male doctor by her side. Text reads: “Woman whose health is endangered by her late-term pregnancy. Value: none. She knew what she was getting into.”
Second panel: a woman with her two young children. Text, “Welfare mom and kids. Value: none. When kids starve, it’s their own fault for being poor.”
Third panel: an OB/GYN doctor sitting at a desk with a lamp, a phone, a cup of pencils, and a book in his hands. Text, “Abortion doctor. Value: none. He’s no better than a prisoner on death row.”
Fourth panel: A prisoner with dreadlocks looking out a barred window. It is raining outside. Text, “A prisoner on death row. Value: none. Killing adults is cool.”
Fifth panel: “An infant in a hospital with an air tube in its nose. Text, “Dying infants who might live if the government paid for [health] care. Value: none. What are you, a communist?”
Sixth panel: a blastocyst. Text, “A couple of cells. Value: INFINITE. In all the cosmos, nothing matters more than this.”]
True. Fucking. Facts. How about them cookies, conservative hypocrites?